don't f*** with Chuck

Believe it or not, the recent Chuck Norris craze has struck with such force that the Los Angeles Times has an article on it. Not only that, but I found out some more important facts about Chuck. But rather than tell you all of them, I'll simply liste a couple of my new favorites. The rest can be found at the Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator.

God bless you, Chuck.

And in case you didn't know . . .

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.