Mike Williams for MVP

January 4th is upon us, and you know what that means . . . that's right, it's time for the Granddaddy of Them All! It's Rose Bowl time, suckas.

My prediction, even though I really have no clue about either of these teams due to the total lack of media coverage, is that USC beats Texas in an epic shoot-out. Final score: 7-6.

USC scores a field goal and two safeties in the final quarter to pull off the upset. The Trojans overcome the loss of Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart to freak toe-fungus related injuries, and in a surprise move of WWE proportions, they bring back Mike Williams to play quarterback. Thanks to some little-known NCAA regulations, he gets another year of college elgibility due to the change of position and his freakishly large hands. He leads them on a 87-yard drive in the waning minutes of the game for the winning field-goal. He kicks it himself.

Congrats, USC.